Of Daejeon and the Torture of Staying Abroad in Korea
When going abroad one has to consider so many things, the difference in culture, language, food, dressing and so many things. But no one ever told me that the worst bit about it would be sex and horniness, I mean, its been almost 7 months already and i am about to burst, do you know how it feels like to go to a candy store like the chocolate factory of Willy Wonka as a child with all this chocolate and not be able to take a bite. The Korean girls dress in a manner that will really disrupt your system and your willpower and coupled with the fact that summer is here.
You see I am a racist, I like my food cooked and smoked tender, black and sweet, but these Koreans uuuuuuwi, a girl will be putting on these tu small hotpants that is only threatening to hide the nether areas and expose the fine silk like legs, that are so tempting to touch, the nicely formed legs, the not so big butts, but who are we kidding we can overlook that anytime, My God I am dying in this land, i wish i was fluent enough in Korean to approach one and hit out a conversation with one, i have tried a gazillion dating apps, sijui tinder, korean dating and all those apps to no avail, shida iko wapi. NEKE MODO
Today i wish i can articulate my frustrations and unending desires to get laid, but i just can't put it down. if you are planning to come to Korea and Daejeon in specific make sure sure you have enough sex, as much as you can back in your home country especially if you are black or African, that is like double tragedy, make sure you have it to your full, because you will have the worst and longest dry spell ever in your life. i remember my friend kept on assuming i am hitting on my fellow Kenyan lady friend, i mean, she checks all the correct boxes, but one has to hold self back, and you have to look at the bigger picture, do i really want to break this good friendship.
as i sign off, off i am to Gung-Dong in the hope of meeting up with any lady even just to have a conversation with
You see I am a racist, I like my food cooked and smoked tender, black and sweet, but these Koreans uuuuuuwi, a girl will be putting on these tu small hotpants that is only threatening to hide the nether areas and expose the fine silk like legs, that are so tempting to touch, the nicely formed legs, the not so big butts, but who are we kidding we can overlook that anytime, My God I am dying in this land, i wish i was fluent enough in Korean to approach one and hit out a conversation with one, i have tried a gazillion dating apps, sijui tinder, korean dating and all those apps to no avail, shida iko wapi. NEKE MODO
Today i wish i can articulate my frustrations and unending desires to get laid, but i just can't put it down. if you are planning to come to Korea and Daejeon in specific make sure sure you have enough sex, as much as you can back in your home country especially if you are black or African, that is like double tragedy, make sure you have it to your full, because you will have the worst and longest dry spell ever in your life. i remember my friend kept on assuming i am hitting on my fellow Kenyan lady friend, i mean, she checks all the correct boxes, but one has to hold self back, and you have to look at the bigger picture, do i really want to break this good friendship.
as i sign off, off i am to Gung-Dong in the hope of meeting up with any lady even just to have a conversation with
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